Death Is A Relative Thing
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April Serao's love life is much like a desert, dry, dusty
and a little cracked. Six years ago, her husband Sal died while having sex. That was bad, but he was with her, so it could have been worse, however he hadn't finished renovating the kitchen, so it really could have been better.
Now April's raising their three sons alone. Word got around about how Sal met his unfortunate demise which has earned April a "killer good" reputation. Because of it, most men put a considerable amount of distance between her and
them. Her mother Marie takes April to see a local celebrity psychic, convinced Sal will talk to them. April knows Sal hasn't held up his end of a conversation in a long time but goes anyway because her mother is wiry tough, sports Cherry Cola #17 red hair and is a force to be reckoned with. She's also a "Sicilian Guilt Trip" ninja, and April knows she won't win the battle.
An out of state business associate
asks April on her first date since Sal's death and she soon finds herself
struggling to balance her past, her children and friends and the possibility of
new love. Her life, further complicated by a dead musician, a little latex and
a few bad guys becomes a rollicking laugh out loud read that you won't want to
miss.
Online Vendors-
Amazon Kindle: http://amzn.to/oSmntF
April Serao's love life is much like a desert, dry, dusty
and a little cracked. Six years ago, her husband Sal died while having sex. That was bad, but he was with her, so it could have been worse, however he hadn't finished renovating the kitchen, so it really could have been better.
Now April's raising their three sons alone. Word got around about how Sal met his unfortunate demise which has earned April a "killer good" reputation. Because of it, most men put a considerable amount of distance between her and
them. Her mother Marie takes April to see a local celebrity psychic, convinced Sal will talk to them. April knows Sal hasn't held up his end of a conversation in a long time but goes anyway because her mother is wiry tough, sports Cherry Cola #17 red hair and is a force to be reckoned with. She's also a "Sicilian Guilt Trip" ninja, and April knows she won't win the battle.
An out of state business associate
asks April on her first date since Sal's death and she soon finds herself
struggling to balance her past, her children and friends and the possibility of
new love. Her life, further complicated by a dead musician, a little latex and
a few bad guys becomes a rollicking laugh out loud read that you won't want to
miss.
The Sequel to Death Is A Relative Thing
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Six years ago, April Serao’s husband Sal died by way of birthday sex gone terribly wrong. Now he’s back, possessing the heavenly version of a temporary visa and an uncanny knack for showing up at the most inopportune times.
Finding some ‘alone’ time with new boyfriend Jack proves almost impossible with Sal popping up unexpectedly in outfits that make his legs look better than Aprils, not to mention the constant intrusion of her mother – the original Sicilian Guilt Trip Queen.
Though a ghostly husband can be trying, April
has even bigger problems right now.
Shocked to find her mailbox unexpectedly stuffed with collection notices for things she never bought, April
is beginning to suspect she’s the victim of identity theft. Her son's car is repossessed, her house is vandalized and she’s arrested for assault with deadly tweezers.
Frustrated with the lack of help through official channels and angry that her life has been turned upside down, April decides to track down the perpetrator herself. What ensues is a wacky madcap adventure as April tries to unravel the truth that will keep you laughing!
http://amzn.to/ZoAOpu Kindle Version
http://amzn.to/YXaTib Paperback
Six years ago, April Serao’s husband Sal died by way of birthday sex gone terribly wrong. Now he’s back, possessing the heavenly version of a temporary visa and an uncanny knack for showing up at the most inopportune times.
Finding some ‘alone’ time with new boyfriend Jack proves almost impossible with Sal popping up unexpectedly in outfits that make his legs look better than Aprils, not to mention the constant intrusion of her mother – the original Sicilian Guilt Trip Queen.
Though a ghostly husband can be trying, April
has even bigger problems right now.
Shocked to find her mailbox unexpectedly stuffed with collection notices for things she never bought, April
is beginning to suspect she’s the victim of identity theft. Her son's car is repossessed, her house is vandalized and she’s arrested for assault with deadly tweezers.
Frustrated with the lack of help through official channels and angry that her life has been turned upside down, April decides to track down the perpetrator herself. What ensues is a wacky madcap adventure as April tries to unravel the truth that will keep you laughing!
The Harper's Ring
Cuba was her home. The smells of the streets were heady, spicy. They came in little whiffs around corners and rammed headlong into Mari as she traveled the cobblestone streets of the trade district. Havana was like that, a surprise on the wind, an undulating energy that begged to be free.
Being of the privileged class when Castro came into power was dangerous. Her homeland stolen, Mari makes forced choices, and the repercussions of these decisions echo some forty years later. In this short story, the author of ‘Death Is A Relative Thing’ conveys this amazing tale of strength and endurance in 'The Harper's Ring' as the circle is made complete.
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Being of the privileged class when Castro came into power was dangerous. Her homeland stolen, Mari makes forced choices, and the repercussions of these decisions echo some forty years later. In this short story, the author of ‘Death Is A Relative Thing’ conveys this amazing tale of strength and endurance in 'The Harper's Ring' as the circle is made complete.
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The Possibility of Bears
The Possibility of Bears is an anthology of 14 prizewinning stories, including Nadya written by Holly Patrone which won second place in this international contest. The publisher is in the UK.
The book can be ordered from: http://www.biscuitpublishing.com/catalogue/bears.html
The book can be ordered from: http://www.biscuitpublishing.com/catalogue/bears.html